Dick Analysis

"LONG DICK SILVER"

What up everyone? This is your Black man in Asia back at it again, I am going deep, deep, deep, under cover with some crime scene investigation type action to find-out why black men are often given the label of having the biggest dick in town. This is something that I have experienced firsthand when walking into one of the many clubs in  Angeles City , located on fields ave. to be exact, the assumption that I am black and carrying a heavy stick, oh I mean dick ha-ha. I approach a lovely lady buy her a drink and try to work my magic in leading her to leave the club with me where I could then hopefully release the tension from the head between my legs which is seeking a thrill ride, but before I could finish giving the girl the 4.1.1 on why she should go with me she suddenly grabs her  arm and says no way your black and packing a dangerous weapon called the dick. Now although it makes me feel like Mr. long dong silver, I still feel cheated cause I brought the girl enough drinks to make Oprah Winfrey happy, so I begin to explain to the girl that not all men are created equal in the dick department, so please give me a chance, she looks at me with a smile, given me the thought that my dick tension will be released soon, then the words are said that bring me back to reality "sorry your black and big". Morale to that story leave your  big dicks at home fella's. Don't take that statement to heart because many girls want a man packing the "meat"and bringing the "heat".

"Not all men are created equal"

So I need some help from my crime scene investigation team (guys or girls that have experienced the club scene), if size really matters or not why are the pretty filipina's of  Angeles City  fearful of the black dick? Help me out, have any of you received this treatment? Doesn't matter your race this is a question for all men.

LMAO (laughing my ass off), sometimes that maybe the thought that the dick is touching the bottom of the toilet when it is actually only reaching the toilet seat, so let me take you on a educational ride about the "penis" in what I call dick analysis.

Dick analysis #1 (penis size exposed)Don't go getting all out of shape about your penis size, if you want to blame someone for it's size blame your father,the size of the penis is inherited just like that of other physical features (mouth, eyes etc.) and the average length is between 3 to 4 inches when soft and grows to about 5 to 7 inches when fully erect and ready for action. This is for the girls that think black men are packing a lethal weapon, the size of the penis is not related to a man's body build, skin color, or sexual prowess. A  short man can be blessed with a bigger penis than a tall man, and a white man may have a larger penis than a black man, so don't deny me because of the color of my skin, I am just a man.

Dick analysis #2 (does the size of the penis really matter during sex?)The saying is that it is not always the sizeof the tool but how well a man may know how to work it, ladies please tell me if that is true. From my sexual understanding if a woman is completely into a man his dick size will not be a big issue during their boom-boom time because even a penis that is considered to be small during sex can be just as good as a larger penis during the "fuck" session. You want to know why, because a woman's vagina has the power to adjust to any penis, no matter what the size, unless the woman's pussy has been stretched to the point of no return causing the vaginal walls to no longer be able to shrink and fit the many size penis's out there.

So now that we have had a crash course on the mystery of the black penis I am out to find all the girls who turned me down, so that they can discover the truth that dick size is not related to the color of your skin, size of your feet, or how big your pocket maybe, ha-ha, on to the next one.

                  

Welcome to "PUSSY HEAVEN"

Let me introduce myself 
As if you have not already noticed I am a black man living in Asia, the Philippines to be exact. I have been residing here for the last four years and made my first appearance to the area in 2005, I travel to various locations around Asia to bring you the real deal on what's happening from a man's or shall I say black man's point of view. This is the first of many blogs to come and just like there is a black president currently running the USA, you have me residing and bringing you nothing but the latest information on Asia. All the blogs I post will be from a firsthand approach, which means I have done or witnessed the topic I post. I do not want to go into to much detail about me, it is more juicer things to talk about, but if you want more drop me a line and I will respond. Now let me take you to Heaven on Earth.

1. Heaven on Earth

Some may have in their mind that heaven only exist high in the skies above us, higher than any plane, rocket, or alien aircraft can travel. As shown by the picture above, with the ever growing winding stairs that would take forever to climb. But has anyone ever given thought to the point that heaven could exist right here on earth in a place called “Pussy Heaven”. On my first trip to the Philippines I had no idea that this place called "Pussy Heaven" was real, but once I arrived in 2005 and walked in one of the clubs in Angeles City  on fields avenue, the first words that came out of one of the lovely girls mouth was welcome to "Pussy Heaven", I then knew I was in "Heaven on Earth".

2. Could it be true

Has anyone ever heard of the term pussy heaven? I’m sure a few of us have, but could there be such a person, place, or thing on planet earth called by such a name? I know it is hard to believe that heaven could exist on earth with all the sad stories that are told by the media around the world, along with the depressing economies. But to every man that places their feet onto the ground of the Philippines, mainly in area's similar to Angeles City, Fields Avenue, they will soon realize they are in a place they can indeed call heaven. 

The question may come to your head as to why, anyone would call Angeles City heaven, but these pictures will clear those questions from your mind and send you straight to that heavenly place that men enjoy...

3. Better than Home
Never has a place on earth had such a life changing effect on men, like pussy heaven has, men will live behind the troubles of their homeland and quickly move to pussy heaven. No longer is the saying "no place like home" used because there is no place like "pussy heaven" in many men eyes, thoughts, and lives. 

4. No place for Dorothy
Men can’t just click their heels together like Dorothy and say the words “there’s no place like home” and magically appear in pussy heaven, but they can close their eyes and scream out “pussy heaven” because nothing compares to this heaven on earth. Dorothy may have wanted to go home, but men are leaving the place they once called home to be in a place that some men can only dream about. So why dream the dream when you can live the dream, Angeles City, better known as pussy heaven, will make an old man young, a rich man poor, and a lonely man’s wish come true, one thing for sure is that everyone will be happy. This is a place that will relax your mind and at the same time make you forgot your past, it is a place that some would consider to be unreal, but this place is not a dream it is real as real could be, believe me, I definitely can testify that it's real. So pack your bags, leave the troubles, bills, and nagging women behind and get a taste of "Heaven on Earth" welcome to "Pussy Heaven".